wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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10.Apr.14 1 week ago
07.Apr.14 1 week ago


do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

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07.Apr.14 1 week ago


do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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05.Apr.14 2 weeks ago



It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.


(via tatianazelenaia)

05.Apr.14 2 weeks ago
04.Apr.14 2 weeks ago



*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money

it just feels so good

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

04.Apr.14 2 weeks ago
03.Apr.14 2 weeks ago